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``Hey, hello? Damn it, is this thing on? I can never work these things out, damn it to hell- I need help on this. Oh- fuc- did I break something? Wait, I think it's recording... no wait I def' spilled water on it. ...oh well! I'll just get this backup... microphone. Wait it's still recording? It is, can it hear this? You should have told me! Well uh, let me just get out this script.. ahem. 'Hello! I am talking to a speaker, how are you all?' Wait, it doesn't work in this format... damn it. Uhh, well then! I guess we're just gonna say that there's a lotta stuff in this place, this place... the place of... what is this called again? Oh, right! Thanks man, I 'ppreciate it. Anywho, welcome to Teufort! I'm Saxton Hale, CEO of Mann CO! Pleasure meeting you all, and well, down here at Teufort there's this whole thing about fighting and all. Actually, you know what? I'll just give you the details.``

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