The Monster Department
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The vast expanse of the Infinite Realms holds countless mysteries, opening the doors for Heavenly treasures but also Hellish dangers.
There are Monsters roaming the expanse of the Realms.
As per say, there must be Light to confront the Dark
Here is an exclusive interview with the Head Of The Department.
A deep, heavy voice remarks,
"Is there a monster in your closet?
Do you suspect your neighbor is a Demon and wants to steal your lawnmower?
Are you in love with a vampire?
Is your ex-wife a witch?
Did you bake a Dragon's egg for breakfast and now a Phoenix is making a nest on your roof?
Did a ghost steal your toilet paper?
Worry not, seek professional help.
We, from the Monster Department, have trained Dragon Slayers, Witch killers, and a special toilet-paper recovery division.
Live with hope, Love your family and pay us with a credit card."
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