Homestuck : ==> A Nutritional Meal

Meat or candy, John. Meat or candy?

You release your breath when you realize you’ve been holding it. You’re being ridiculous. What’s the sense of fussing over lunch? In the end, it really doesn’t matter. Whatever you choose, it’ll all be flushed down the toilet tomorrow.

Just go with your gut. Don’t sweat the small stuff. There are much more important things out there to fuck yourself up over.

Nah shut the fuck up neither of those are even close to being a good meal- and even if you choose either of those they're both fucking ass anyways cmon now. Instead you get your ass up and run away. The choice was too hard.

As you run away from your two friends you decide not to look back as you're pretty sure that would embarass you. You eventually find an olive garden and you force your bucktoothed headass inside. The smell was descent and the food was mid but at least it would provide you with a balanced meal that wouldn't make you vomit when